1. tramampoline:

    Favourite jokes

    • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
    • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
    • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
    • Bad puns in TV episode titles

    (via crylerrjoseph)

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  2. queefilicious:

    sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

    (via andrewquo)

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  3. klefable:

    "u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

    ok but consider this

    • i fucking love eyeliner

    (via crylerrjoseph)

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  4. rexuality:

    I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

    like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

    (via mavdpie)

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  5. airalys:

    D.R.E.A.M

    dogs run everywhere around me

    (via idontthinktheywillfindmehere)

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  7. One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore.
    – Unknown   (via kryeveper)

    (via dandelion--seed)

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  10. prettyparamore:

Austin Carlile from Of Mice & Men 

    prettyparamore:

    Austin Carlile from Of Mice & Men 

    (via grinned)

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